Paji Jokes

Santa talking on cell.
Banta: kis se baat kar raho ho. Santa: biwi se.....
Banta: itne... pyar se....?
Santa: tumhari hai. . .!!!
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
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Sardar's Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya
kra lavanga.
Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..
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Sardar was travling in train,
A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't getup...
Sardar shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD !"
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Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.
Banta: tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Santa arre yaar....sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
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Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..
Waiter :french or spanish ?
Santa: jera marji le aa,
Main kehra galan karniya ne...
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2Sardar were watching a beautiful girl.
1st Sardar=kya maal hai yaar..!
2nd Sardar=Arey ha.Maal se yaad aya bhabiji kesi hai. . .?
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Santa Singh sends sms to all his friends...
"My cell no. has changed.. earlier it was Nokia 1100 .. now it is Nokia
6600"
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NASA ne 3sardar chaand pe bheje.Rocket uda,magar aadhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh unhone kaha:'AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi
NAHi NA'!!
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Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Banta-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera
peo sunuga. ...
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Santa:Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye
Preeto:main velli nahi,main halle kapde v dhone e,te pande vi manjne e,tusi
beeji nu le jao.
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Santa- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
Banta- Gold ring de de
Santa- koi badi cheez bata
Banta- M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
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Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya?
Banta: haan.
Santa: kuri naal?
Banta: oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: haan, meri behen da hoya si....!
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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
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Gurdware waleyan ne e elan kita hai k gurdware ch 5,10,20,50,100,500,de
note nahi chadae jange. . .
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KyonKi
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GANDHI de sir te rumal nahi hai .
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English teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change
this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- "Oye,pataka !"
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a
zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha
hai'.