Thursday, April 06, 2006

Tech Support!

Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer:Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer:I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer:Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Is making mistake better than doing nothing

" A Life Spent making more mistakes & learning from it is not only Honourable, but more useful than a life spent in doing Nothing".

thus this says that we have to commit mistakes to grow up???
Think Abt it???

Believe but don't depend on Miracles!

Believe in Miracles, but don't depend on them.
Better to Understand Little,than to Misunderstand a Lot.
Don't limit your Challenges- Challenge your Limits.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Work/Drink

"I'm already drunk with my Thoughts,
do i need wine to drink"???
Think for your self when ever U' r in front of Alcohol.

List of Deadly Poor Jokes( Pj’s),

What’s the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?

Why is the River Rich?
It has two Banks!

What do computers like to eat?
Chips!

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.

When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???
Ans: When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)
(Velocity = Constant).

Indian Airlines new slogan

Indian Airlines new slogan-
“A warm experience & motherly treatment”.

“Warm because AC doesn’t work &
motherly because air hostess are of Mom’s age".

Monday, April 03, 2006

9/11 Attack - Strange but true:

Date of Attack: 9/11 = 9+1+1= 11.
September 11th is the 254th day of year. 2+5+4=11.
After September 11th there are 111 days left to end the year.
Twin towers standing side by side, looks like number 11.
The first plane to hit the towers was flight 11.
State of New York: 11th state added to the union.
New york city: 11 letters.
The pentagon: 11 letters.

Goals - Abilities

“Do not Lower your Goals to the level of your abilities,
Instead raise your abilities to the height of your Goals”.

Four candles burning so softly that their ambience was heard.

1st- “I’m peace, no one needs me” & it diminished.
2nd-“I’m faith, nobody believes in me” & it diminished.
3rd-“I’m love, nobody cares for me” & it diminished.
4th- “I can light the other 3 candles from me. I’m hope & I last for ever”.
Never lose Hope…

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Top 10 Anti-Cancer Food

Top 10 Anti-Cancer Food

Cancer.
The mere mention of the word makes us shrink in fear. It's like a death sentence. It's the leading cause of death in the United States, overtaking heart disease. But take heart, recent statistics show a decline in the incidence of both diseases. Now, that's heartening news! And the American Cancer Society reports that half of all these cancer deaths can be prevented by adopting a healthier lifestyle (assuming you already lead a healthy one). Now, that's doubly heartening news! Opting for a healthier (and heartier) lifestyle means you should stop smoking, lose weight, exercise, and eat more antioxidant-rich fruits and vegetables, according to a recent article published in Healthy Options lifestyle newsdigest.
For starters, let's get to know more about the top 10 anti-cancer foods. Take this list (and please take them often):

1) Tomatoes.
You probably know that tomatoes are oozing with lycopene, which helps ward off the free radicals associated with lung and digestive cancers as well as prostate, ovarian and lung cancers. Lycopene is also found in watermelon and pink grapefruit.

2) Broccoli sprouts.
For a veggie that's so small you can hold it with one hand, this one's got a fistful of antioxidant benefits that last for days. In the same family of cruciferous vegetables are broccoli, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, and cabbage. Their sulforaphane and indole-3-carbinol protect against prostate, bladder, colon, pancreatic, gastric, breast, and other hormone-related cancers. Indeed, it's the ultimate baby vegetable, baby!

3) Berries.
Blueberries, strawberries, cherries, raspberries, cranberries, and grapes are all berry-rich in anthocyanins that help repair and protect DNA.

4) Soybeans.
They're soy-good for your health as they've got isoflavones (like genistein) that prevent - and treat - prostate cancer. Soybeans may also reduce breast cancer risk. Soy is truly beanificial to our health!

5) Tea.
Tea - make that green and black - is steeped in powerful compounds that, according to countless studies, may lower the risk of several types of cancer. Care for tea?

6) Pumpkin.
This Halloween symbol - and Cinderella's chariot - has magical powers indeed. But not too many know that this superfood is a super-rich source of beta-carotene and alpha-carotene, two carotenoids that work hard to fight lung and ovarian cancers. Also rich in carotenoids are carrots, yams, squash, melons, and sweet red peppers.

7) Spinach.
Aye, aye, Popeye was right - spinach's a-okay. Its active antioxidant - lutein - may even help KO cancers of the liver, ovaries, colon, and prostate. Lutein is also found in kale and other leafy greens.

8) Garlic.
The allium family, to which garlic belongs, works to boost the body's antioxidant defense systems to protect against stomach, esophageal, and breast cancers. Meet the other members of the family: scallions and onions. Truly, in onion, there is strength.

9) Pineapple.
This pine cone-like fruit with its coveted sweet pulp contains an anti-inflammatory enzyme - bromelain - that may inhibit the growth of malignant lung and breast cancer cells.

10) Apple.
Yes, there's a mouthful of wisdom in the saying "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." Studies show that quercetin - a flavonoid abundant in apples - prevents the growth of prostate cancer cells. The phytochemicals in the skin of an apple inhibits the reproduction of colon cancer cells. According to the National Cancer Institute, eating an apple a day may reduce the risk of lung cancer by as much as 50 percent. Excuse me while I bite into my apple.

A cupful of warning
If you're an instant noodle lover, please read this quickly before you chow down your next bowlful or cupful: Make sure you break for at least three days after eating instant noodles before you eat your next packet because the wax coating the noodles takes at least two days for the body to clear. The wax prevents the noodles from sticking together. One story has it that one steward, after eating instant noodles almost every meal, had cancer and eventually died of it. Which is why some even refer to instant noodles as "cancer noodles."

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Bhagavan Sathya Sai Baba In Lord Krishna's Form. Isn't this Amazing Folks!

I took Baba's photo in my camera & Baba Appeared in his Avatar when the photo was developed & printed. In Lord Krishna's form.
I'm really delighted to share this photo with all of you. this photo was taken in the year 2000.

PONDER THESE RULES OF LIFE

PONDER THESE RULES OF LIFE..
Use... this... in... life
Talk-----------Softly
Walk---------- Humbly
Eat----------- Sensibly
Breathe--------Deeply
Sleep----------Sufficiently
Dress----------Smartly
Act----------- -Fearlessly
Work----------Patiently
Think---------Truthfully
Believe--------Correctly
Behave--------Decently
Learn---------Practically
Plan---------- Orderly
Earn----------Honestly
Save----------Regularly
Spend- -------Intelligently
Love--- ------Passionately
ENJOY - ----COMPLETELY
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