Sunday, August 31, 2008

First & Last Day of the Month

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A lovely lesson for life.

A student asks a teacher: What is love?
The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person.

The student asked: What is marriage then?
The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back
to pick.

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage

Be courteous to all , but intimate with few , and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.

Opinion about Marriage

By all Means... MARRY!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud --------The Best

I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds
that is even faster than electronic banking.
It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband
when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where
one sleeps with the enemy.

A son asked his Dad how much it costs to get married.
His Dad replied: I don't know son, I'm still paying.

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Saturday, August 30, 2008


A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas,
playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?'

'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

Priceless, isn't it?

Best Break-Up Letter Ever

Best Break-Up Letter Ever...

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all
the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,

Friday, August 29, 2008

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Food: Must Try!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Santa's Son

Santa in deep thoughts sitting calm and quietly in the corner.

Banta: what is wrong with you Santa

Santa: please don't ask

Banta: I am your child hood friend say to me.

Santa: my seven year old son made my secretary pregnant!!

Banta: That's not possible yaar

Santa: No he did

Banta: Tell me how is that possible

Santa: He punctured my condoms!!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008


Urinals at a restaurant in Moenchengladbach, Germany, created by Dutch designer Meike van Schijndel, are drawing a lot of criticism for being offensive to women

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Samudra Mathana - At Thailand Airport

[Click on the Snap to get full screen Image]

As is well known - majority of the population in Malaysia , Indonesia, Thailand, Cambodia etc., etc., are not Hindus –but they have the culture of respecting their forefathers who were Hindus -and also the Hindu Sanathana Dharma

which is unique and has no comparison.

Please see this beautiful exhibit – which is very meaningful and has a message to the Society.

Can we imagine putting up this kind of things in our Air Ports in India. There will be protests from so called secularists, minorities, pseudo secularists etc. etc. This is our culture .


As said in Devi Bhagawatha and Vishnu Purana - during the stage of Mother Earth formation – first mass of earth was in the shape of Koorma (Tortoise) which was formed out of series of churning in deep seas. Hence,symbolically first incarnation of Vishnu is called as Koormavatara'. After completion of this great churning process – both good and bad elements ( energies ) were released.................. This Koorma formation is nothing but GONDWANA (single mass of earth in first stage) – which was later, after millions & millions of years , disintegrated into different masses called " Continents" .

SO ALSO, VISHNU IS CALLED "ANANTHASHAYANA or KSHEERABDISHAYANA" . Meaning not Lord Vishnu is sleeping on Ocean of Milk. This is again a symbolic representation of Lord Vishnu in the form of Great Energy –spread across the Milkyway (cluster of Galaxies and infinite systems) .............
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