Saturday, June 28, 2008

Human Brain Analysis

Women can easily learn many languages; Her brain set up.
But can not find the solutions to problems.

Men can not easily learn languages; he can easily solve the problems.

3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.

Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process.
So easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.

If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it.
She can not understand the details of the map easily.
For her it is dump of lines in a paper.

While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain.
He can drive a car fastly. If he see an object at long distance, immediately
his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of
the object and driving accordingly.

Where as women take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed.
His single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.

You can often watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit
next to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.."

Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily.
Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body
language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught
while lieing.

Men's brain does not have this.Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all
thelights or cover your/her face with blanket.Don't lie face to face.

End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies
the problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in
individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can
see many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him,
he gets irritated.

End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify
the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything
to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem
solved or not.

Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc
Women want relationship, friends, family...etc...

If women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.
If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on the relations.

Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain
does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of crowd,
men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind and comes
back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical skills space
of brain.

Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their seat.

Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for

Women want everything in life.

Women use indirect languages in speech.
Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?"
This means, Geetha really want a cup of coffee.

In the morning......."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an
Omlette for breakfast"

Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls
stop the car when you see a coffee shop".

In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for

Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
Men act a lot with out thinking.

That's why many of prisoners are men all over the world.

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