Note on God

*A Nun asked her class to write notes to God*.

Here are some they handed in:

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*Dear God*:

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on
Tuesday. That was cool.

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Dear God:

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You
keep the ones You already have?

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*Dear God*:

Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own
rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.

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Dear God:

If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.

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*Dear God*:

I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4
people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.

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Dear God:

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?

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*Dear God*:

Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?

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Dear God:

Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in
the house?

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*Dear God*:

Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

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Dear God:

Who draws the lines around the countries?

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*Dear God*:

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?

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Dear God:

Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You
did, then I'm going to get my brother good.

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*Dear God*:

Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I
prayed for was a puppy.

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Dear God:

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it
up.

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*Dear God*:

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair
all over.

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Dear God:

You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.

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*Dear God*:

I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.

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Dear God:

Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.

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*Dear God*:

My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just
kidding, aren't they?

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Dear God:

I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.

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*Dear God*:

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it.
So, I bet he stole Your
idea