Lawyer!

A very successful lawyer is just getting out of his brand-new BMW when a truck comes along and tears off the driver's door.
A policeman turns up almost immediately, but before he has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically about how his new BMW was now completely ruined.
The policeman shakes his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he says.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life".
"How can you say such a thing?" asks the lawyer.
The policeman replies: "Don't you even realise that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"OH, MY GOD!" screams the lawyer. "MY ROLEX!!!"