Friday, October 30, 2009

The bear, the lion and the pig

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

The bear says, "If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."

The lion says, "If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."

Pig says, "Big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet shits itself.

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