Sunday, September 21, 2008

Ironics in Life

"U love someone

U marry someone else

The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.

And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"


There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.


Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...


Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.


Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.


What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and

Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife

Be-Gum ho jaat hai.


The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

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