Ironics in Life

"U love someone

U marry someone else.

The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.

And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and

Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife

Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!