SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector

Bhavik

I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

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Bhabani

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

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Ashok

Few days back  I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.

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Jyotsna

Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Kiran

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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Bipul

I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
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Rohit

Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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Nidhi

Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Nisha

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin

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Nisha’s Lover

I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???

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Sandeep

Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.
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Ashwin

Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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Vidyarthi

And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!

Sai Charit Manas by Sri Suresh Wadkar

Aum Sai Ram

Today we are posting the Album Sai Charit Manas rendered by Sri Suresh Wadkar. This is a very famous Album which describes the life of Shirdi Sai Baba in the form of poem/doha. All the 52 chapters of Sai Satcharita have been nicely described in the 30 min play back.

It is in the lines of Ram Charita Manas & has been well sung by Sri Suresh Wadkar. The Album begins with a prayer to Sri Gayathri. Then the 11 Assurance of Shirdi Sai Baba are sung to remind us of all the words that Baba said. Then the Actual Sai Charita Manas describing his complete Life is rendered. Sai charit Manas ends with a Sai Aarti & Sai Dhyan.

I ask Sai Devotees to Kindly download the Album. Listen to the Sai Charit Manas & get the blessing of Sri Sai Baba. Listening to this Sai Charit Manas is equivalent to reading the complete Sai Satcharita & it again helps us to remember all the important points written in Sai Satcharita.

Play List

1. Sai Gayathri(04:03)
2. Gyarah Vachan(02:53)
3. Sai Charit Manas(29:02)
4. Sai Aarti(06:06)
5. Sai Dhya(03:48)

To Download this album click below:

Sai Charit Manas by Sri Suresh Wadkar

Teen Lok Ka Swami Sai - Devotional Album By Sri Pramod Medhi

Aum Sai Ram

Today we are posting the 2nd Album Teen Lok Ka Swami Sai sung by Sri Pramod Medhi. Previously the first album Sai Ke Charno Mein Sung by Sri Pramod Medhi was posted here. I hope Sai Devotees have got benefited by downloading the Devotional Bhajans previously posted in this blog. Do visit us regularly to get more Sai Baba Bhajan Album.

There are again 8 Songs in this Album beautifully rendered by Sri Pramod Medhi. As we know that Sri Pramod Medhi is the Official Temple Aarti Singer at Shirdi Sai Sansthan, Shirdi. He also performs Bhajan Sandhya at various places in & around India & foreign Countries. This complete set of Bhajan Album is very melodious & brings upon peace to the listeners.

To Download this album click below:
Teen Lok Ka Swami Sai by Sri Pramod Medhi

Play List
01. Teen Lok Ka Swami Sai
02.Shirdi Mein Ek Fakir Aaya Ha
03.Gatha Sunau Shirdi Ke Sarkar K
04.Tu Hi Tu Bas Tu Hi
05.Jab Koi Nahin Aata Mere Sai Aate Hai
06.Sai Ki Nikli Sawari
07.Jab Bhi Mujhko Yaad Karoge
08.Shirdi Chod Ke Wapas Jab Main

Sai Bigdi Sabki Saware (Amrit Katha) by Sri Udit Narayan

Aum Sai Ram

Today we are posting the Album Sai Bigdi Sabki Saware (Amrit Katha) by Sri Udit Narayan. There are 11 Songs in this Album which are in the form of a Amrit Katha & it surely brings about Peace & Happiness to one & all. This Album is like a Small prose with Songs & it is truely different.

Do Download the Album & get blessed by Shirdi Sai Baba.

To Download this album click below:
Sai Bigdi Sabki Saware by Sri Udit Narayan

Play List
01.Tu Bigdi Sabki Saware 1
02.Angrej Paadri Ki Katha
03.Dhanwan Ki Katha
04.Munim Laxmichand Ki Katha
05.Tu Bigdi Sabki Saware 2
06.Tu Bigdi Sabki Saware 3
07.Charandas Ki Katha
08.Rangrej Ki Katha
09.Sai Bhagat Ki Katha
10.Chor Ki Katha
11.Tu Bigdi Sabki Saware 4

Antha Sai - Telugu Devotional Album

Aum Sai Ram.

To Download this Album visit below:
Antha Sai - Telugu Devotional Album

"Antha Sai" is a tribute to our spiritual Father (Baba) and Guru - Shirdi Sai Baba, who taught us how to focus, to persevere, to remain effective and to never ever give up on looking inward.

One of the greatest Sufi Saints to ever walk the face of the earth, Sai baba, helped his followers understand that there are grey levels between complete consciousness and death and that a true spiritual journey involves abnegation of attachment to any popular religion or faith, simply because each individual is different from the other. He was probably one of those rare gems that could not be classified to this date as either a Hindu or a muslim. He is a miracle of his own right and his life story is a living testament to his beliefs. Few people would believe, in years, that such a man even walked of the face of this earth. Sai baba, as a Guru, remained in his rags and begged on the streets and cooked for people in his Masjid and, at no point, could be doubted for his unique journey of understanding and delivering spiritual wisdom to people of all walks and faiths of humanity.

To Download this Album visit below:
Antha Sai - Telugu Devotional Album

Album Playlist

Slokam - Sada Nimba (1:31)
Gaganana Tholi Velugu (5:19)
Antha Sai Mayam (5:50)
Dhyaname (5:37)
Gajjala Ghallu (5:37)
Shiridi Puramuna (5:13)
Mahadeva (7:41)
Nirguna Nirmala (5:25)
Shradha Saburi (5:11)

Lyrics in Telugu

02. Gaganana Tholi Velugu

03. Antha Sai Mayam

04. Dhyaname Guru Dakshinai

05. Gajjela Gallu06. Shiridi Puramuna

07. Mahadeva

08. Nirguna Nirmala

09. Shradha Saburi

To Download this Album visit below:
Antha Sai - Telugu Devotional Album

BUSH and school children

Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up.

Bush: what's your name?

John: john

Bush: what's your question?

John: sir I have three questions

1) Why did America attack Iraq without theapproval of UNO?

2) Where is Osama?

3) Why do America support Pakistan so much?


Bush: you are an intelligent student john...(Just then the bell for recess rang).

Oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.


After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush: What's your name?


Peter: sir I have 5 questions.

1) Why did America attack Iraq without theapproval of UNO?

2) Where is Osama?

3) Why do America support Pakistan so much?

4) Why did recess bell ring 20 mins before the scheduled time?

5) Where is JOHN?

The 12 Stages of modern love story

JANUARY - ROSE

FEBRUARY - PROPOSE

MARCH - GIFT

APRIL - LIFT

MAY - CHATTING

JUNE - DATING

JULY - MISS YOU

AUGUST - KISS YOU

SEPTEMBER - ANGER

OCTOBER - DANGER

NOVEMBER - LEFT

DECEMBER - NEXT

Visa matters a lot

In a poor zoo of Pakistan, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 2 kg of meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered, when one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from Pakistan .

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,' Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas
to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle. .. but.... you have been brought here on a monkey's visa !!! '


Moral of the Story....

BETTER TO BE A LION IN PAKISTAN ,
THAN A MONKEY ELSEWHERE.

HAPPINESS FOR A LIFE TIME

Why men prefer dog over women

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?’

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting

.13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.