Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Spanish Humour!

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike

English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz..'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two

groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was

asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the

feminine gender ( 'la computadora' ), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is

incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for

possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself

spending half your paycheck on accessories for it .

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine

( 'el computador' ), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time

they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a

little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.







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New Silly Tech Support Calls.

These "*silly tech support calls*" have been around in e-mails and online
since the dawn of tech support.

They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. *How 'bout
you?*

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my
desk... Sorry....

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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I
try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

**********

Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back

Customer: OK

Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes

Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

**********

Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.

Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

**********

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the
circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The
man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is
working fine."

**********

And last but not least...

Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same
time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the
letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager"
Customer: I don't have a P.

Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?

Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!

Note on God

*A Nun asked her class to write notes to God*.

Here are some they handed in:

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*Dear God*:

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on
Tuesday. That was cool.

**********

Dear God:

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You
keep the ones You already have?

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*Dear God*:

Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own
rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.

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Dear God:

If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.

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*Dear God*:

I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4
people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.

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Dear God:

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?

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*Dear God*:

Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?

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Dear God:

Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in
the house?

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*Dear God*:

Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

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Dear God:

Who draws the lines around the countries?

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*Dear God*:

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?

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Dear God:

Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You
did, then I'm going to get my brother good.

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*Dear God*:

Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I
prayed for was a puppy.

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Dear God:

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it
up.

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*Dear God*:

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair
all over.

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Dear God:

You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.

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*Dear God*:

I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.

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Dear God:

Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.

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*Dear God*:

My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just
kidding, aren't they?

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Dear God:

I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.

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*Dear God*:

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it.
So, I bet he stole Your
idea

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Thought For the Day!

Whenever You See a Women & an Oppurtunity,

Don't Screw the Oppurtunity!


Friday, January 04, 2008

Colourful Nature














Rare Views From Satellite

(Click on the Image to Get Full Snap)
Egyptian Pyramid
Eiffel Tower


Etna volcanic Mountain


Liberty Statue

Manhattan view point

Olympic stadium in Canada


Rome city


Sydney
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