The Environmentalist.

A woman from Vancouver, who was a tree hugger and anti-hunter, purchased acres of timberland, near Lake Cowichan, Vancouver Island. There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl. It attacked her!

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground. The ensuing fall incurred several splinters of wood: in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the doctor, 35 minutes away in Duncan. She told him she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter and how she came to receive all of the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience. He then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help.

The impatient patient sat, and sat, and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'

He smiled and said , 'Well, I had to get permits from Environment Canada, the BC Forest Service and Worksafe BC before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.

I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'

!! OH CANADA !!

Jobs in America

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm

clock

(MADE IN JAPAN )

for 6 am.


While his

coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA )



was perking, he shaved with his



electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG ).



He put on a



dress shirt

(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),



designer jeans

(MADE IN SINGAPORE )



and



tennis shoes

(MADE IN KOREA )



After cooking his breakfast in his new



electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA )



he sat down with his



calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO )



to see how much he could spend today. After setting his



watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN )



to the

radio

(MADE IN INDIA )



he got in his

car

(MADE IN GERMANY )



filled it with

GAS

(from Saudi Arabia )



and continued his search



for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.



At the end



of yet another discouraging



and fruitless day



checking his



Computer

(Made In Malaysia ),



Joe decided to relax for a while.



He put on his

sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL )



poured himself a glass of



wine

(MADE IN FRANCE )



and turned on his



TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA ),



and then wondered



why he can't find



a good paying job



in AMERICA.