Jobs in America

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm

clock

(MADE IN JAPAN )

for 6 am.


While his

coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA )



was perking, he shaved with his



electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG ).



He put on a



dress shirt

(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),



designer jeans

(MADE IN SINGAPORE )



and



tennis shoes

(MADE IN KOREA )



After cooking his breakfast in his new



electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA )



he sat down with his



calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO )



to see how much he could spend today. After setting his



watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN )



to the

radio

(MADE IN INDIA )



he got in his

car

(MADE IN GERMANY )



filled it with

GAS

(from Saudi Arabia )



and continued his search



for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.



At the end



of yet another discouraging



and fruitless day



checking his



Computer

(Made In Malaysia ),



Joe decided to relax for a while.



He put on his

sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL )



poured himself a glass of



wine

(MADE IN FRANCE )



and turned on his



TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA ),



and then wondered



why he can't find



a good paying job



in AMERICA.