The Air-Hostess

A man was sitting in the bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself . "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Airline slogan. "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself "Well, she obviously doesn't work for Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. So he leaned towards her again and said, "Something special in the air ..?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched Singapore Airlines off his list.

He thought "Perhaps she works for Thai Airways..." and said, "Smooth as silk?"

This time the woman turned on him and said, "What the f*** do you want?"

The man smiled, slumped back in his chair and said "Ahhhhh, British Airways!"