Thursday, December 25, 2008

Santa Is Back!

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?


Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You



Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..


Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.


Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying


Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.


Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.


Sardar wanted to make a STD.. call to Punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.


Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza

hut kyun leja raha hai........

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.


A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab **� ?o

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this


Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Teacher: A for?

Sardar: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Sardar: Jay mata di.


American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."

Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"


Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge


Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya


Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta


jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.


Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.

When a person asked what he was doing?

He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.


2 sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we

both copied.


A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,

this is my sardarni,

he is my kid,

& she is my kidney.


Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him..

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