ATTITUDE

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and asks
him for a Phone Call. Shop-owner replied Sweetly this is no a STD, but
you can do one call.

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

The boy asked, "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?

The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts
your lawn now." replied boy.

The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was
presently cutting her lawn.

The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even
sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the
prettiest lawn in all of North-Palm beach, Florida ."

Again the woman answered in the negative.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The
store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and
said," Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and
would like to offer you a job."

The little boy replied, "No thanks, I was just checking my performance

with the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady,

I was talking to!"

Your ALTITUDE is decided by your ATTITUDE...