Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Communication Skills!

1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells herthat she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.Moral : BE SPECIFIC

3. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

4. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in yourlife. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

5. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE? Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

6. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free youfrom Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

7. Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH a person TWICE for the same Mistake.

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