A nun in Warsaw, Poland, filed a case against ISKCON (International Society for Krishna Consciousness).
The case came up in court. The nun remarked that ISKCON was spreading its activities and gaining followers in Poland. She wanted ISKCON banned because its followers were glorifying a character called Krishna "who had loose morals," having married 16,000 women called Gopikas.
The ISKCON defendant to the Judge: "Please ask the nun to repeat the oath she took when she was ordained as a nun." The Judge asked the nun to recite the oath loudly. She would not.
The ISKCON man asked whether he could read out the oath for the nun. Go ahead, said the judge. The oath said in effect that 'she (the nun) is married to Jesus Christ'. T
he ISKCON man said, "Your Lordship! Lord Krishna is alleged to have 'married' 16,000 women. There are more than a million nuns who assert that they are married to Jesus Christ. Between the two, Krishna and Jesus, who has a loose character?"
The case was dismissed..
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Eleven Laws Newton Forgot To State explicitly.
Here are 10 laws that Isaac Newton failed to share with the world???
And specially read the 11th one
1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy one.
3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!
9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the
coffee is cold.
NEWTON STRIKES BACK WITH LAW NO 11...
THE LAW OF MOTION..
LOOSE MOTION CANNOT BE DONE IN SLOW MOTION.......!!!
And specially read the 11th one
1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy one.
3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!
9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
10. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the
coffee is cold.
NEWTON STRIKES BACK WITH LAW NO 11...
THE LAW OF MOTION..
LOOSE MOTION CANNOT BE DONE IN SLOW MOTION.......!!!
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