BUSH and school children

Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk with the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask him.

One boy raised his hand and stood up.

Bush: what's your name?

John: john

Bush: what's your question?

John: sir I have three questions

1) Why did America attack Iraq without theapproval of UNO?

2) Where is Osama?

3) Why do America support Pakistan so much?


Bush: you are an intelligent student john...(Just then the bell for recess rang).

Oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.


After the recess

Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any question?

Peter raises his hand

Bush: What's your name?


Peter: sir I have 5 questions.

1) Why did America attack Iraq without theapproval of UNO?

2) Where is Osama?

3) Why do America support Pakistan so much?

4) Why did recess bell ring 20 mins before the scheduled time?

5) Where is JOHN?

The 12 Stages of modern love story

JANUARY - ROSE

FEBRUARY - PROPOSE

MARCH - GIFT

APRIL - LIFT

MAY - CHATTING

JUNE - DATING

JULY - MISS YOU

AUGUST - KISS YOU

SEPTEMBER - ANGER

OCTOBER - DANGER

NOVEMBER - LEFT

DECEMBER - NEXT