Polish Weds An American!

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very welluntil one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if hecould arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on thecircumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre andhalf and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?I got proof.

What kind of proof?She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put onshelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".