Guy's side of the Story

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally the guys' side of the story.

We always hear the rules From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it your self.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying , but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, football, cars or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Necklace of Happiness with five diamonds:

1. NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS AND THE ONE WHO DESERVES WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY.................

2. TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE.......................

3. NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE, RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE......................

4. ALWAYS HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE. THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE IN EVERY PERSON. EVEN A STOPPED WATCH IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY...................................

5. HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS. BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT, WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS! ................

Quotes

I am so clever that sometimes I dont understand
a single word of what I am saying.
-Oscar Wilde

It is great cleverness to know when to conceal
ones cleverness.
-Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Cleverness is not wisdom.
-Euripides

Cleverness is serviceable for everything, sufficient for nothing.
-Henri Frederic Amiel

Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else
unless it is an enemy.
-Elbert Einstein

An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
-Elbert Hubbard

Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness,
but come down into the green valleys of silliness.
-Ludwig Wittgenstein

The height of cleverness is being able to conceal it.
-Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Patience and tenacity of purpose are worth
more than twice their weight of cleverness.
-Thomas Henry Huxley

Too great cleverness is but deceptive delicacy,
true delicacy is the most substantial cleverness.
-Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
-Jalal ad-Din Rumi

Clever people will recognize and tolerate nothing but cleverness.
-Henri Frederic Amiel

It is little that one gains by cleverness.
-Unknown

Many of the greatest men have owed their success to industry
rather than to cleverness.
-John Lubbock

The bold are helpless without cleverness.
-Euripides

The obstinacy of cleverness and reason is nothing
to the obstinacy of folly and inanity.
-Harriet Beecher Stowe

WORDS OF POWER

Napoleon said..
"The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people!"

Michael Paul said..
I wrote on the door of heart, "Please do not enter"
Love came smiling and said: "Sorry I am an illiterate"

Einstein said..
"I am thankful to all those who said NO to me
It’s Because of them I did it myself.

Abraham Lincoln said..
"If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world."

Shakespeare said..
"Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow!
But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It"

Shakespeare said..
"In The Times Of Crisis I Was Not Hurt By The Harsh Words Of My Enemies,
But By The Silence Of My Friends".

Shakespeare said..
"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because You May Win The Game
But You Will Surely Lose The Person For Life Time"

Shakespeare said..
"Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent.
So When Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm Silent"

William Arthur said..
"Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them"

Hitler said..
"When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You,
But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesn’t Follow You"

Shiv Khera..
"If We Are Not Part Of The Solutions, We Are The Big Problems"
"Winners Never Do The Different Things,
They Do The Things Differently".

John Keats said..
"It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone, But It Is Very Hard To Win Someone"

Quote of the Day!

God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true...

Don't Give up

APOLOGIZING

Apologizing does not mean that you are wrong and the other person is right...
It simply means that you value the relationship much more than your ego...

TAKE TIME

God's Prescription for HAPPINESS

A man prayed before God :

"I want happiness"

God said :

First remove" I ", which represents "ego" ;

Then remove "WANT",which represents "desires";

Finally you will be left with "Happiness".

Oh God, what a simple Solution !

A Brief but Apt Thought

HOW RICH ARE YOU ?

Whenever you want to know how rich you are?
Never count your currency, just try to drop a Tear
& count how many hands reach out to WIPE it.
- that's true richness

LESSONS FOR LIFE

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should,
let go of what you can't change and have no regrets.

Example for need for clear definition of requirements

OFFICE MEMO:

May all members of staff please note that there will Only be one drink per person at this year's Annual Party.

And please bring your own cup !

Regards,

Management
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And what happened at the annual party !!!

The specifications were missing in the memo ( size of cup)

Moral of the story : Be very specific in your daily life including project work. Give proper specifications…

Guru Gyan

Life's Little Instruction Book

* If in a fight, hit first and hit hard

* Keep it simple

* Always accept an outstretched hand

* Be a good winner

* Give people a second chance, but not a third

* Sing in the shower

* Beware of the person who has nothing to lose

* Marry only for love

* When playing games with children, let them win

* Be romantic

* Begin each day with some of your favorite music

* Count your blessings

* Lend only those books you never care to see again

* Whistle

* Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret

* Look people in the eye

* Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later

* Be a good loser

* Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday

* Keep secrets

* Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets

* Have a firm handshake

* Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them

* Avoid sarcastic remarks

* Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice

* Become someone's hero

* Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know

* Don't expect life to be fair

* Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home

* Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have

* Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick
to acknowledge those who helped you

* Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the
difference

* Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there
for your convenience, not the caller's

* Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need
only stay a few minutes

* Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on
your ability to deal with people

* Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of
how trivial their job

* Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will
come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery

* Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing
is as important as it first seems

* Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret
the things you didn't do more than the one's you did

* Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar
ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m

POLYMORPHISM

"Boys use word friendship to start LOVE, Girls use same word to end LOVE.
Same word but different attitude, this OOPS concept is called as POLYMORPHISM"

Drive Safely!

Life Goes On! Drive Safely!

Quote For The Day!

Tea Bag

We are like teabags,
whose strength comes out when we’re put in hot water.

So, when problems upset you…
Just think, you must be God’s favorite cup of Tea!

Wonderful Quotes