Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence:
"I hit him in the eye yesterday."
The word is "ONLY".
The Message:
1.ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did.)
2.I ONLY hit him in the eye yesterday. (Did not slap him.)
3.I hit ONLY him in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit others.)
4.I hit him ONLY in the eye yesterday. (I did not hit outside the eye.)
5.I hit him in ONLY the eye yesterday. (Not other organs.)
6.I hit him in the ONLY eye yesterday. (He doesn't have another eye..)
7.I hit him in the eye ONLY yesterday. (Not today.)
8.I hit him in the eye yesterday ONLY. (Did not wait for today.)....
This is the beauty of English language . ..
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Showing posts with label Arts. Show all posts
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Liu Bolin...invisible man
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
I want to be a kid again!
Sometimes I want to be a kid again;
to go back to the time when:
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Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.
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Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
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"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
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Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly".
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It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
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Being old referred to anyone over 20.
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You could determine if someone loved you by plucking flower petals.
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The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
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Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
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It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.
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It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an Olympic event.
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Nobody was prettier than Mom.
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Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
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It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.
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Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
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Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."
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Unreserved lifetime commitments and promises were made with "cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die."
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Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.
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"Olie-olie-oxen-free" made perfect sense.
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Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
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War was a card game.
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Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
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A playing card in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
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Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.
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A lie didn't count if your fingers were crossed.
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Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
to go back to the time when:
*
Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.
*
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
*
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
*
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly".
*
It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
*
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
*
You could determine if someone loved you by plucking flower petals.
*
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
*
Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."
*
It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.
*
It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an Olympic event.
*
Nobody was prettier than Mom.
*
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.
*
It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.
*
Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
*
Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."
*
Unreserved lifetime commitments and promises were made with "cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die."
*
Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute ads for action figures.
*
"Olie-olie-oxen-free" made perfect sense.
*
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
*
War was a card game.
*
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.
*
A playing card in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.
*
Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.
*
A lie didn't count if your fingers were crossed.
*
Ice cream was considered a basic food group.
Friend in You
I have smiles to give away
hugs and kisses too
I save them up every day
so I can send them to you
I know I can always count on you
even when I am down
you laugh with me and make me smile
with you, I never frown
You are so very dear to me
whether near or miles apart
I hope you can clearly see
you're so close to my heart
I want to thank you for all your caring
you are a dear friend of mine
we have so many good times sharing
with you I will always shine!
This friendship we have made together
will last through thick and thin
no matter how stormy the weather
I know I always have a friend in...
YOU!
Thank you for being my dear friend.
hugs and kisses too
I save them up every day
so I can send them to you
I know I can always count on you
even when I am down
you laugh with me and make me smile
with you, I never frown
You are so very dear to me
whether near or miles apart
I hope you can clearly see
you're so close to my heart
I want to thank you for all your caring
you are a dear friend of mine
we have so many good times sharing
with you I will always shine!
This friendship we have made together
will last through thick and thin
no matter how stormy the weather
I know I always have a friend in...
YOU!
Thank you for being my dear friend.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Samudra Mathana - At Thailand Airport



As is well known - majority of the population in Malaysia , Indonesia, Thailand, Cambodia etc., etc., are not Hindus –but they have the culture of respecting their forefathers who were Hindus -and also the Hindu Sanathana Dharma
which is unique and has no comparison.
Please see this beautiful exhibit – which is very meaningful and has a message to the Society.
Can we imagine putting up this kind of things in our Air Ports in India. There will be protests from so called secularists, minorities, pseudo secularists etc. etc. This is our culture .
MEANING OF THIS SAMUDRA MANTHANA :
As said in Devi Bhagawatha and Vishnu Purana - during the stage of Mother Earth formation – first mass of earth was in the shape of Koorma (Tortoise) which was formed out of series of churning in deep seas. Hence,symbolically first incarnation of Vishnu is called as Koormavatara'. After completion of this great churning process – both good and bad elements ( energies ) were released.................. This Koorma formation is nothing but GONDWANA (single mass of earth in first stage) – which was later, after millions & millions of years , disintegrated into different masses called " Continents" .
SO ALSO, VISHNU IS CALLED "ANANTHASHAYANA or KSHEERABDISHAYANA" . Meaning not Lord Vishnu is sleeping on Ocean of Milk. This is again a symbolic representation of Lord Vishnu in the form of Great Energy –spread across the Milkyway (cluster of Galaxies and infinite systems) .............
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
MAPPING THE COURSE OF HISTORY

A pre-Independence era map of India under the British published in the Illustrated Weekly in the early ’40s. The map has been carefully preserved by Sundaramma, a resident of Lakshmipuram area in Mysore. For some years, the map was folded and kept away. Only later, her husband, late A K Ranga Rao, decided the map will adorn their teapoy, where it has remained. The map details Baluchistan, Kashmir, Sind, Punjab, Rajputana, United Provinces, Central Provinces, Hyderabad, Bombay, Madras, Mysore and other territories of undivided India
Friday, July 18, 2008
Planters to adorn interiors

Plant-holders indoors lend an aesthetic and elegant touch to spaces.
Plants bring in freshness and vitality to spaces. They are easily available and viable options for decorating your home. Even a few potted palms can brighten up a space in your home. Plants are natural and make for lively home decor. They have the ability to fit in with your home decor whatever the colour scheme, since they come in a variety of sizes and colours. Just like you have vases for cut and dried flowers, it is essential to have a variety of indoor planters to give the plants and this form of decor an aesthetic value.Indoor planters take on the same sort of shapes that you expect to find in the garden, but, unless you have a spacious home, they need to be small. The advantage indoors, though, is that you do not have to worry about weathering, so you can have more variety in the materials used to make the planters.
Metal
The planters in this material make the setting look dramatic and antique. Wrought iron planters also look trendy. These circular planters come on top of an elegant stand, ornately made with a lot of curves that are usually possible with metal or wrought iron. The plant holders can also have a shelf underneath where you can place some small pots for extra dimension. You can have it painted in red, black, green, and white too.
Ceramic
This style is suitable for planters kept indoors and not outdoors. Italian ceramic planters look good when placed in corners of the living room or along the staircase. They give the interiors a sophisticated look and have to be dealt with utmost care.
Wicker
Since wicker can withstand all weather conditions, you could even use them in your patio and balcony. They give your home a simple yet elegant look. With its curved legs, edges, and fluted oval basket which create an exotic, tropical look, the wicker plant holder has a simple pedestal on which you can keep your pot. This planter, with features and accents, is an elegant stand for your potted plants.

Marble
This beautiful lustrous stone is a luxury for use in interior design. Each piece of marble unique in its pattern, and it does polish beautifully smooth. Marble can be used for stylish and elegant plant stands too. Marble, when used as a surface, can be used for plant stands. Wooden legs with a marble top can make quite a stunning combination, bringing a touch of luxury to your home. Place crocheted linen on the marble top and then put your pot on it to bring out the full effect of the marble.
Wood
Wood serves as an ideal plantholder. The colour tone of the wood chosen for the stand is important, especially if the plant stand is to be placed near other wood furnishings. Wood's natural look helps it to blend well with most surroundings. You can also choose from different shapes like round, rectangular, oval, and triangular for your plants and flowers.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
The World's most Expensive Silk Saree.....
How often have you come across a Rs. 40 lakh ($100,000)
silk saree?
Chennai Silks, a textile unit has come up with one of its kind and it is seeking an unmistakable entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most unique and expensive saree.
The exceptionally stunning saree is meticulously woven with 12 precious stones and metals to depict 11 of Raja Ravi Verma's popular paintings.
Explicitly projected is 'Lady Musicians', one of the painter's very famous works that displays women belonging to diverse cultural backgrounds.
Besides, the border of the saree pictures 10 other paintings of the artist that pays tribute to 20th century artist.
The best part of the saree being that the women in the paintings are intricately hand-woven and beautified with jewels of gold, diamond, platinum, silver, ruby, emerald, yellow sapphire, sapphire, cat's eye, topaz, pearl and corals.
Already in the Limca Book of Records, this 40 lakh saree will be the first silk saree that required the use of 7,440 jacquard hooks and 66,794 cards during the weaving process. Moreover, a group of consummate workers took nearly 4,680 hours .
silk saree?
Chennai Silks, a textile unit has come up with one of its kind and it is seeking an unmistakable entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most unique and expensive saree.
The exceptionally stunning saree is meticulously woven with 12 precious stones and metals to depict 11 of Raja Ravi Verma's popular paintings.
Explicitly projected is 'Lady Musicians', one of the painter's very famous works that displays women belonging to diverse cultural backgrounds.
Besides, the border of the saree pictures 10 other paintings of the artist that pays tribute to 20th century artist.
The best part of the saree being that the women in the paintings are intricately hand-woven and beautified with jewels of gold, diamond, platinum, silver, ruby, emerald, yellow sapphire, sapphire, cat's eye, topaz, pearl and corals.
Already in the Limca Book of Records, this 40 lakh saree will be the first silk saree that required the use of 7,440 jacquard hooks and 66,794 cards during the weaving process. Moreover, a group of consummate workers took nearly 4,680 hours .
Monday, February 18, 2008
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Saturday, February 02, 2008
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