Happy Married Life

Once Banta asked Santa, "What is the secret behind your happy married life?"

Santa said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

Banta asked, "Can you explain?"

Santa said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, Banta asked, "Give me some examples" Santa said, "Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc are decided by my wife. I just agree to it"

Banta asked, "Then what is your role?"

Santa said, "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanction over Zimbabwe, whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to any of these".

Santa Singh's Wife Pregnent

Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very

confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As fate would have

it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before

going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming birth of his son.

But in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues, he asks his father

-in-law to write "the watch has arrived" and he will understand that the son is born.


The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa's father-

in-law didn't know what to do.. If he writes "the watch has arrived" Santa will

think he has got a Son. If he writes " watch has not arrived" Santa will get worried

that something serious has happened. But being a very intelligent person,he finds a

solution and sends the telegram.


Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads "The watch has arrived, but

the pendulum is missing".

Learning Alfabet The Punjabi Way!

Say them out loud :)
A is for Aiscreame
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your butt. It is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.
C is for Cloney and its not a process for replicating sheep, nor is its first name George. It is merely an area where people live e.g. 'Defence Cloney'.
D is for the proverbial 'Dangar da Puttar'
E is for Expanditure, the spending of money
F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is actually just the front of a building
G is for Gaddi, and the way a Punjabi can pilot his gaddi puts any F1 driver to shame.
H is for 'Ho Jayega Ji', and the moment you hear that you have to be careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.
I is for Intzaar, and to know more about it see P.
J is for Jutt, which every Punjabi seems to be.
K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc, the Punjabi equivalent of the Joneses
(e.g.'Keeping up with the Khuranas ji')
L is for Loin, the king of the jungle
M is for 'Mrooti', the car that an entire generation of Punjabis were in love with.
N is for 'No Problem Ji.' To find out how that works see H.
O is for Oye, which can be surprise (Oyye!), a greeting (Oyy!), anger (OYY!) or pain (Oy oy oy...).
P is for Punj Mint, and no matter how near (1 km) or far(100 km) a Punjabi is from you he always says he'll reach you in punj mint (5 minutes...).
Q is for Queue, a word completely untranslatable into Punjabi - does not exist in the culture.
R is for Riks, and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one (risk), even if the odds are against him.
S is for Sweetie, Sunny, Simmi and Sonu, who seem to own half the cars in Delhi .
T is for the official bird of Punjab : Tandoori Chickun.
U is for when you lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncul-ji'
V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 2 lakhs and counting.
W is for Whan, as in 'Whan are you coming, ji?'
X is for the many X-rated words that flow freely in Punjabi conversations.
Y is for 'You nonsanse', when anger replaces vocabulary

Banta & Santa Singh

Banta Singh was talking to his travel agent Santa Singh.

Banta tells Santa, " I am about ready for a vacation. Only this year, I am going to do it a little differently.

The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go.

Three years ago you said go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and my wife Gurpreet got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Gurpreet got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and Gurpreet once again got pregnant."

Santa asks Banta "So , what are you going to do this year that is different?"

Banta smiles and says, "This year I'm taking Gurpreet with me!"

Intelligent solution from an Intelligent Sardar

Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was
very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the Delivery
day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to
join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send
a telegram confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party
to his office colleagues, he asks his father -in-law to write "the watch
has arrived" and he will understand that the son is born.

The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa's
Father-in-law didn't know what to do. If he writes "the watch has arrived"
Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes "watch has not arrived"
Santa will get worried thinking something serious has happened. But being a
very intelligent person, he finds a solution and sends the telegram.


Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads





"The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is missing".

Santa Is Back!

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You

know

why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying

furiously...

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Sardar wanted to make a STD.. call to Punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza

hut kyun leja raha hai........

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab **� ?o

Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this

village?

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Teacher: A for?

Sardar: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Sardar: Jay mata di.

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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."

Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

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Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya





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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta

hai

jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.

When a person asked what he was doing?

He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.

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2 sardars were fighting after exam.

Sir: Y r u fighting?

1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,

Sir: So what?

1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we

both copied.



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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,

this is my sardarni,

he is my kid,

& she is my kidney.

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Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.

Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him..

Deaths that baffled the doctors

: DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...
: >
: > This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients
: > always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,
: > regardless of their medical condition.
: >
: > This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
: > do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
: > deaths took place at 11 AM. So a world-wide expert team was constituted
: > and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the
: > incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all
: > doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for
: > themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding
: > wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off
: > evil........
: >
: >
: > Just when the! clock struck 11... and
: >
: >
: > then......
: >
: >
: >
: > then .....
: >
: >
: >
: > then ....... .
: >
: >
: >
: > then.........
: >
: >
: >
: > Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
: > Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner!!

Sardar Returns

1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanthi.

2. Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : YOu said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.

3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

6. Doctor to patient : YOu will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die.
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

7. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

8. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

9. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

10. Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

11. Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.


1 2 . American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

1 3 . How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Paji in Pizza Hut

Tufani Barish …..
Aadhi raat….

Ek aadmi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya….

Waiter: Aap married hain?

Sardar: Oye, aisi tufani barish main kaunsi maa apne bete ko pizza lene
bhejegi? ???????????????????????

Santa's Son

Santa in deep thoughts sitting calm and quietly in the corner.

Banta: what is wrong with you Santa

Santa: please don't ask

Banta: I am your child hood friend say to me.

Santa: my seven year old son made my secretary pregnant!!

Banta: That's not possible yaar

Santa: No he did

Banta: Tell me how is that possible

Santa: He punctured my condoms!!

Pagi's Flat screen TV.

Now This Is Confidence ......SARADAAR Special.......

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next
when his telephone rang.

"Hello, Mr. Bush!" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh
from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab . I am ringing to inform
you that we are officially declaring the war on you!"

"Well, Gurmukh," Bush replied, "This is indeed important news! How
big is your army"

"Right now," said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, "there is
myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor Bhagat, and the
entire kabaddi team from the gurudwara. That makes eight"

Bush paused. "I must tell you, Gurmukh that I have one million men
in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Arrey O! Main kya.." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to ring you back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Gurmukh called again.

"Mr. Bush, it is Gurmukh, I'm calling from Phagwara STD, the war is
still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be, Gurmukh" Bush asked.

"Well, we have two combines, a donkey and Amrik's tractor."

Bush sighed. "I must tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 16,000 tanks
and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army
to 1-1/2 million since we last spoke."

"Oh teri...." said Gurmukh. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Gurmukh rang again the next day.

"Mr. Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves
airborne...... We've modified Amrik's tractor by adding a couple of
shotguns, sticking on some wings and the pind's generator. Four
school pass boys from Malpur have joined us as well!"

Bush was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must
tell you, Gurmukh, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter
planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've
increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Tera pala hove...." said Gurmuk, "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Gurmukh called again the next day.

"Kiddan, Mr.Bush! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Bush. "Why the sudden change of
heart"

"Well," said Gurmukh, "we've all had a long chat over a couple of
lassi's, and decided there's no way we can feed two million
prisoners of wars!"

NOW THAT'S CALLED CONFIDENCE...

Paji Jokes

Santa talking on cell.
Banta: kis se baat kar raho ho. Santa: biwi se.....
Banta: itne... pyar se....?
Santa: tumhari hai. . .!!!
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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta's wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity:When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
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Sardar's Son - Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya
kra lavanga.
Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!
Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..
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Sardar was travling in train,
A woman sat on his son's berth & didn't getup...
Sardar shouted:"THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD !"
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Santa: meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.
Banta: tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Santa arre yaar....sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
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Santa goes to hotel & orders Omlette..
Waiter :french or spanish ?
Santa: jera marji le aa,
Main kehra galan karniya ne...
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2Sardar were watching a beautiful girl.
1st Sardar=kya maal hai yaar..!
2nd Sardar=Arey ha.Maal se yaad aya bhabiji kesi hai. . .?
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Santa Singh sends sms to all his friends...
"My cell no. has changed.. earlier it was Nokia 1100 .. now it is Nokia
6600"
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NASA ne 3sardar chaand pe bheje.Rocket uda,magar aadhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh unhone kaha:'AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi
NAHi NA'!!
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Santa-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya.
Banta-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera
peo sunuga. ...
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Santa:Preeto chal honeymoon te chaliye
Preeto:main velli nahi,main halle kapde v dhone e,te pande vi manjne e,tusi
beeji nu le jao.
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Santa- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
Banta- Gold ring de de
Santa- koi badi cheez bata
Banta- M.R.F ka tyre de de. .
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Santa: oye tera viah ho gaya?
Banta: haan.
Santa: kuri naal?
Banta: oye munde naal v hunda hai kya?
Santa: haan, meri behen da hoya si....!
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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
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Gurdware waleyan ne e elan kita hai k gurdware ch 5,10,20,50,100,500,de
note nahi chadae jange. . .
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KyonKi
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.
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GANDHI de sir te rumal nahi hai .
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English teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road." Change
this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- "Oye,pataka !"
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a
zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha
hai'.

Cool Horror Joke

A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and when he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere.

Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to get lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's wet and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is so heavy he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next to him - without thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved him - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!

Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming. Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.

He hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand appears through the window and moves the wheel. The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next bend.

The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every time they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend.

Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.

He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.

There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking .....

...and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba. Santa points and says "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our car when we were pushing it."

Great Civil Engineer's Mind at Work!

Paji In Cartoon

Fifteen inches curtain

Fifteen inches curtain
Sardarji enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink
curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having
a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Sardarji replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what
room are they for?"

Sardarji tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his
computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Sardarji says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"

Santa!

Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily
since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy
potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one
customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell
me where.

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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover
is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy,
I will marry again.

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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch
him from the key hole.

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Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.

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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein
hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.

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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab **� ?o
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.

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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"


Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta
hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will
think that we both copied.

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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos (Miser), I went 2 honeymoon
alone & saved 1/2 money.
Sardar 2: You saved nothing I saved all my money, my friend
was going & I sent my wife with him.

Sardars are very brainy...tooo much!!!!!!!!

A Sardar and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York . The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.

The Sardar, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."

Again, the Sardar declines and tries to get some sleep.

The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,
and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."

This gets the sardar's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment,
agrees to the game.

The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The Sardar doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.

"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."

So the Sardar asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The American thinks about it. No answer.

Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!

He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.

Checks the input. All to no avail!

Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Sardar and hands him $500.

The Sardar thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.

The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardar and asks,

"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the Sardar reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,

and goes back to sleep!

The Great Sardarji

One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by an air-india plane.He
was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window
side seat which was actually for an old lady.

After some time the old lady came and requested the Sardarji to leave
the side seat.

But the Sardaji told, "I want to see the view from the window and shall
not leave".

The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess
requested the Sardarji to leave that seat but Sardarji did not leave.


Then the air hostess went and told the asst. captain. He also came and
requested, but in vain.

Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the
Sardarji and the Sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to
the middle seat.

Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. captain asked the captain
afterwards what he told to the Sardarji?

Captain told, "nothing… Ijust told him that only the middle seats
will go to Chandigarh and all others will go to Jalandhar.