Say right things at right moments and win hearts........

A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open
his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass
of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front
of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless,
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a
note on the table. "Hey Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks,
"Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why
is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,

"Hey!!!!!!! Leave me alone! I'm married!"





Moral

Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00

Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00

Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!