Good Marketing Concept!

A professor at an IIM was explaining marketing concepts:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I amvery rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at yousays: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get hertelephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.Marry me." - That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straightenyour tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That'sPublic Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I amvery rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That'sCustomer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I amvery rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That'sdemand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will youmarryme?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see and gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before yousay: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction forentering new markets.