Most Embarrassing Moment ... Hilarious ones

There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in humanlife" and the final three incidents are ....

Third Place
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home,but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend overfor a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard thetelephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I giveher a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call,we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of thestairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled"SURPRISE!". My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of myfriends were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to thespot in a state of shock and embarrassment ! for what seemed like aneternity. Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again."

Second Place (a lady)
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to releasesome pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grabhold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she wouldbe punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voicejust as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandmathat I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee(dick) last night!".The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even thetellers stopped what they were doing ! I mustered the last of mydignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing thatI heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter."

And the Winner Is.....
This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levelsfound in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If Iunderstand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in malesemen, as in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the professor, going on to addmuch statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked,"Then why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the wholeclass burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as sherealized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied),she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, andnever returned. However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was aclassic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn'ttaste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of yourtongue and not in the back of your throat!