Interesting Comments!

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......

it functions 24hrs 365 days.....

it functions right from the time u r Born....

until you fall in love

SMILE - is a language of love

SMILE - is a source to win hearts...

SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality

SO....

Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..

A beer shortens your life by 4 min..

A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?

Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

Marriages are made in heaven
, then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony

why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.

I wrote ur name on the sand ...............

it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in air..........................

it got blown away,

So i wrote ur name in my heart.............

I got a HEART ATTACK

LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire.....

continues with smoke.....

and ends in ashes...

But dont worry -

we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child but in stupidity

u have no comparison

u r the best

True love is like a pillow

u can hug when u r in trouble

u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace

when u r happy

so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had WHISKY with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had RUM with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

when i call u;

1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ....

Student : WOW !