Never marry a software engineer:

Husband :-(while entering home)hi dear,i have logged in.
Wife:- have you brought the saree?
Husband :- bad command or file name.
Wife:- but i told you about it in the morning.
Husband :- erroneous syntax. Abort-retry-ignore.
Wife:- hae bhagwan!!Forget it.Where`s your salary?
Husband :- file in use,read only,try aftersome time.
Wife:- atleast give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.
Husband :- sharing violation.Access denied.
Wife:- i made a mistake in marring you.
Husband :- data type mismatch.
Wife:- who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband :- system unstable.Press any key
wife :- would you like to have some snacks?
Husband :- - hard disk full.
Wife:- what is my value in your life?
Husband :- unknown virus detected.
Wife:- do you love me or your computer?
Husband :- too many parameters.
Wife :- i will go to my dad`s house
husband :- this program has performed an illigal operation and will be shut Down.
Wife:- i will leave you forever.
Husband :- close all programs and log out for another user.
Wife:- it is worthless talking to you.
Husband :- -shut down the computer.
Wife:- i am going. Husband :- its now safe to turn off your computer.